This year's Thanksgiving menu: Turkey Tagine and Tapas

So Oprah recommends magical-mystery-tours.com, where you provide a budget, answer some questions about travel preferences, and they surprise you with a vacation, details unknown until you arrive at the airport. Cool concept...but I take this as a challenge! (Yes, I have control issues; sue me.)

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you eight days in Southwestern Europe and North Africa: Barcelona, Spain tp Marseille, France to Marrakesh, Morocco...with a night in Madrid on the way back stateside thrown in for good measure. On top of that, there's a half day to tool around in New York City before catching the overnight to Spain.

Using frequent flier miles earned through "churning" credit card signup offers, round-trip airfare across the Atlantic is only $61 per person. Low-cost carrier flights between the four cities is another $450 per person, and eight nights in some pretty nice, centrally located 3 and 4 star hotels can be had for about $500 per person (double-occupancy) during the off-season. Throw in cab/metro fare, meals and incidentals, and it still comes in under $190 per day!

Top that, Oprah.